This morning I was in a bit of a rush to get some copies of paperwork... for a doctor's appointment.
Great! a paper jam! This HP 6210 printer has been very good about not ever having one before.. in the entire two years I've had it... never had one with my older V40 either...
When I started to investigate and clear the paper.. I saw something that swished past my finger just inside the machine. I almost wet myself thinking it may have been a roach antenna.
I prayed it was my imagination. but, I knew.... it was something. Movement was in a place where nothing mechanical was.
In a flash that printer was disconnected and moved nearer the door where there is light and space that I could kill what ever came out.
A little more banging and all #@!#$$ broke loose.
The GIANT ONE INCH ANTS !!!! AGAIN! ! They were pouring out of every hole there was... swarms! Some with eggs. Some with wings and some just desperate to get out of my way.
I literally screamed for Steve (in the garage) to come and help me. We met on the patio... me with the printer in my hands and ants bailing out like water over a dam. We quickly dispatched those we could, the high winds not helping..
After the initial scurry, I went inside to go shower ( Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ants! ) .
It was then I noticed Daisy was not underfoot... Another scream! as I realized she was gone. I ran to the street and the grassy front yard. There she was, chasing her imaginary miscreants back and forth across the grass. Just like a normal happy yappy puppy would be.
Just about that time, my favorite church lady appears in my driveway and she sees the melee and knows ..she will not be saving my soul today.
(.or maybe it is my day I should face mecca and ......)
These Giant Ants have not come as a complete surprise today. I had them once before, in a TV ...thousands of them.
They are a common thing here on this island at least. Huge giant ants will move into a warm spot like a TV or a stereo that has the warm 'instant on' feature. Many friends and neighbors have had them in just about everywhere in their homes, including the jacket of their water heaters.
I have seen the (3) guards.. they usually set out guards for the first sign of danger ( people). We have left some go while trying to follow them back to a nest.. nothing.
Lately, it has been cold and rainy, I knew they were here somewhere...I would see one too often to be an accident. ... just could not find them.
It has prompted me to clean out places already cleaned ... my linen closet...the desk drawers, all the cabinets and cupboards and washed everything again.
Bugs make me crazy. I was getting jumpy at shadows and even the cursor when I'd lose it.
My computer was the suspect host. When when my computer had that Virus/worm, my computer guy did not find any in there and no trace. I was relieved. I told myself that the ones I had seen once in a while were transients..
Usually, I am not a screamer. However!!!! ,you can bet it is a real panic when I do. It is either my dog or big bug trauma!
This morning's paper jam... the ants, were were back. It was too much~
We have been vigilant about spraying the tracks on the door sliders.. an easy way for them to get inside. We spray around the outside of the house regularly at the first of every month.
Right now, the ant site portion ( a roller assembly) of the printer in a sealed baggie with a paper towel sprayed with ant spray. It will stay in that baggie until we have the time to get into town and get the right screw driver bit to remove the screws and get the inside sanitized.
The ants have ugly rock hard nests usually include their saliva (?) and threads, paper dust and leaf/grass material.
I hate bugs! OH! I think I already said that.
Although we cleared and sanitized the old TV, I never trusted it like before the Ant invasion happened. I'd be always searching the screen for ants, so TV went to live at with a friend. While we now have a completely new TV, I still catch myself watching the screen for ants. Sigh~ .
My Cardio guy should have had monitors on me then.
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